Oh, okay.  For all of you fellow geeks who watch Futurama, you know that “Good News, Everyone” is usually followed by a statement such as:

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!

or:

Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.

yeesh . . . or:

Good news, everyone. Tomorrow, you’ll all be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.

but lastly (and most aptly):

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!

I am heartily sorry to announce that due to the downturn in the Canadian dollar, we will have to raise prices on some of the items imported from the USA.  These price raises will go into effect Dec. 1st online, and Dec 2nd in store.  The new prices are as follow:

Whiskey:  $9.50

Soft Sea Wool: $6.75

Cherry Tree Hill Supersock: $24.50

Frog Tree chunky and worsted: $7.25

Lamb’s Pride chunky and Worsted: $8.25

Burly Spun: $17.75

That’s all for the time being, and I really hope that we don’t have to do this to you again any time soon.

And really, the other Good News is usually some stranger prying into your personal (personal!) relationship with Jesus Christ, so really this isn’t all bad.

Sigh.