Another year, another Valentine’s Day Massacre!

Yes, we’re doing it again.

No, not taking out a rival gang!  We’re too peaceable and non-violent.  Right? Right???  Besides, we haven’t actually taken out a rival gang as yet, even though we really enjoy  snapping in formation.

Ahem.

Anyhoo, the weekend of February 13th and 14th we’re having an EVENT.  We haven’t worked out all the details yet, but you can expect:

* Reduced Prices!

* The Sock of Savings!

* New Stock!

* Junk Food!

* Other Cool Stuff!

* Even More Cool Stuff!

So mark it in your calendar, okay?

To prepare, go watch this (while knitting of course):

Brought to you by Roger Corman, the man behind such films as Little Shop of Horrors, Humanoids from the Deep, and Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia to name a few.  It’s sure to be a faithful, well-researched, historically accurate rendition.